There is no retreat. Ernie and Betty White are unavailable — they have turtles and bumble bee nests to find, and they take that very seriously.

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But if the idea of spending time in the field with working conservation dogs genuinely appeals to you, that's something we do actually offer — just not quite like this.

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Follow along at patreon.com/conservationdogscollective to get the real behind-the-scenes on what Ernie and Betty White are actually up to this summer. It's not a luxury retreat, but honestly, it might be better.

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Happy April 1st from the Conservation Dogs Collective crew!