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MAKE A SNIFFERENCE - JOIN OUR PATREON FAMILY!
2026 Odor Bathing Retreat
An immersive wilderness experience with Finders Ernie & Betty White
July 17–31, 2026 | Northwoods Wisconsin
APRIL FOOLS!
There is no retreat. Ernie and Betty White are unavailable — they have turtles and bumble bee nests to find, and they take that very seriously.
But if the idea of spending time in the field with working conservation dogs genuinely appeals to you, that's something we do actually offer — just not quite like this.
Follow along at patreon.com/conservationdogscollective to get the real behind-the-scenes on what Ernie and Betty White are actually up to this summer. It's not a luxury retreat, but honestly, it might be better.
Happy April 1st from the Conservation Dogs Collective crew!


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